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Fri March 29, 2024
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why didn't someone think of this before?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Industrious 9-year-old goes to school, gets surrounded by cops
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Children of the mall
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Photoshop this campsite meal
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Temu - the online shop that offers low, low prices and the chance of claiming back £50 - all you have to do is ignore the widespread rumours of child labour, and also give them all of your personal information FOR ALL TIME. Peachy
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mum warns about the 'trendy' psychedelic dark side of "speed-toading" that left her vomiting and struggling to breathe
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Food service industry now largest private sector employer in Texas. Health care industry reduced to serving up seconds
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Police respond to report of a suicidal person by shooting her
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Actual headline: No, pork rinds are not healthier than vegetables, and there is no study that proves it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"He was willing to fight the environmental battle and create this impression that this was a $1bn project and Scotland absolutely needed it. But I think he never really had the money or the intention of finishing it." - guess who?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York state prisons are instating a system-wide lockdown during the coming eclipse. Apparently incarcerated New Yorkers seeing the moon completely cover the sun will turn them into werewolves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well that's one way to win a custody battle: Give cops the evidence they need to solve a "cold case" murder your husband committed 20 years ago
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
It pays stay awake in art history class, as one recent graduate learned when he scooped up a 700-year-old manuscript page worth ten grand at estate sale for $75
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Caption this sporting discussion
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The best use of Artificial Intelligence yet . . . giggity (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi Christians: Hey we have $240,000 to spend. Should we use it to feed the poor, as commanded by Jesus or should we just build a huge Cross?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Idiot YouTuber looking for cannibal Barbecue interview in Haiti gets kidnapped with £475k ransom. No word yet if he's been smeared with sauce (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
What's that behind your ear? Oh look it's a prison sentence for The Amazing Creepo. Ta-Da
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(MSN)
 
 
 
At hot selling point for homes in Florida these days is "No Flood Insurance required." In other news, there are people paying half a million dollars for a house located along a hurricane superhighway who think no flood insurance is a good idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who is left holding the bag for the Baltimore bridge collapse and how can the shipping company and insurance companies get out of this for pennies on the dollar? "I'll take Admiralty Law for $1,000 Alex"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex Caltrain employee and contractor devise ingenious method to build affordable housing near transit in the Bay Area
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Rules to keep lobsters from being overharvested working already
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Christians escalating war on Easter with drones and helicopters
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russia: Darth Elmo now 'on war footing', building 'spy satellite army' to target 'any enemy' and take over the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You know the model "nuclear family" -- where a married couple live together with at least one child? Yeah, that was a societal fluke from 1950 to 1965. The myth needs to be nuked
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(Some Jumping Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these jumpers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For years, Karen Goodwin believed police reports that her son had died from a drug overdose. Then she saw the police video that police had deliberately never let her see
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey man, is that freedom meningitis?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember when the first thing you did when big news happened was check on Twitter? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 765 of WW3. NATO warplanes scrambled during last night's Russian missile attack, which managed to damage 3 power plants in Ukraine. Meanwhile, people in Belgorod complain a UAF strike nearby damaged windows. This is your Friday Ukraine War Thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This just in: there are many very, very stupid people in the world
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Don't walk this way, says the FAA
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Crypto kingpin Sam Bankman-Fried, 32, after getting a jail sentence for 25 years: "My useful life is over." Yeah, moron -- no one ever does anything after age 57
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California park is da bomb
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Elise Stefanik will be outraged that 1,937 youth from around the world have been offered the opportunity to spend 4 years learning anti-semitism, plagiarism, communism, anti-American-ism and "woke"-ness
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The UK Post Office went after 900 subpostmasters for fraud and theft, before everyone realized the Post Office was full of shiat. Turns out, the Post Office knew it was full of shiat before it even started ruining people's lives
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas woman acquitted of voter fraud - Republican voter suppression advocates shake tiny fists
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tourist from New Jersey visits Philadelphia and finds his ride up on blocks
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(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)
 
 
 
Peaceful interventionist arrested for non-peaceful interventions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mostly I just stab them in the heart and shout GO ABERDEEN
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Thu March 28, 2024
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Forty five Easter worshipers in South Africa get to meet their maker early after crashing off of bridge
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Anybody know what the vaccine schedule is for cruise ships?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Euro 2024 fans warned about German beer strength (5.5%) compared to British beer (4.4%). Scotland's McEwan's Scotch Ale laughs, starts a fight, falls down and pisses itself at 8%
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Meh: Two kids arrested at school for selling a gun. FARK: the kids are both 10. ULTRAFARK: one of the kids' mom is a deputy sheriff
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You need the cocaine in the morning to balance out the marijuana from the night before. And then more marijuana to deal with the fact that you killed two people on the cocaine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While not admissible in court, polygraphs can apparently be used to void a plea agreement and allow the government to prosecute Mr. Murdaugh to the fullest extent of the law by seeking the maximum punishment available
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